WARNING: Language that some find offensive to follow.
"Now math is pretty much my bitch."
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I'm Mr. Fob: half Ben, half Friend of Ben; I'm my own best friend!
A master of English and library and information science, a comic book geek and hip-hop head, an amateur writer, a stay-at-home dad, the bisexual agnostic husband of a straight Mormon woman, I'm never really sure how to end this rather long sentence.
A master of English and library and information science, a comic book geek and hip-hop head, an amateur writer, a stay-at-home dad, the bisexual agnostic husband of a straight Mormon woman, I'm never really sure how to end this rather long sentence.
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6 comments:
Hell yeah!
They did not say that!!! Are you serious?
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Are they in?
Well certainly anyone who has that kind of mastery over math should be at UW.
I died at that line.
Then I had to explain to Mr. Mormon what the source of hysteria was. He is an independent contractor, and I picture him saying it during some presentation now where he is pitching himself.
"Ladies and gentlemen, you should hire me because now, math is my bitch. Language is my whore. And I haved mastered that slut that is humanities as well. Thank you for your consideration."
snort
See, now that is honest, straight, concise language. And it proves that math is cool...
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