This Would Be My 500th Post

Except that included in the supposed 499 posts before this one are eight unpublished drafts, four of which are dummy posts I used to publish template images, two of which are notes for posts I was going to write, one of which is the stub of a post I never got around to writing, and one of which is a complete post I decided against publishing. So really this is my 492nd post. But it's the thought that counts, right?