Saturday, May 05, 2007

Theric is not gay

I mean, not that there would be anything wrong with it if he were. But he's not.

Just in case you were making false assumptions based on his association with me.

I have my suspicions about that L fellow, though. Scot and Chris and Playa too. They're all pretty flaming. I don't really know GayLDSActor, but I suspect he's straight.

11 comments:

playasinmar said...

You make it sound like if -L-, Scot, Hurricane Chris, and myself enter a room it may well spontaneously combust.

All I'm sayin' is if we do all meet one day it had better be outside. Perhaps at a BBQ.

playasinmar said...

And forgive me for pronouncing it "Seric" all this time.

Samantha said...

Thanks for the warning. I'm trying to decide if I should stop visiting you in order to avoid becoming gay by association...

Mr. Fob said...

That's definitely a valid concern, Sam. You might start being attracted to men, which would be a good thing if it's your husband, but if it's Tolkien Boy, not such a good thing.

And Playa, all I know is I wouldn't want to be there. At least not without an extinguisher.

Scot said...

Again, I’m not gay; I’m just conducting an elaborate experiment for NARTH. I’m not yet ready to publish.

But, now, I’m beginning to think Theric is likely a gay man. Why else have a post saying he isn’t?

Mr. Fob said...

It's all part of the conspiracy, my friend.

Th. said...

.

Um.

Huh.

Hi.

Nice to meet you all.

Sir Jupiter said...

I wish I were gay.

Gay LDS Actor said...

lol

That's all.

Samantha said...

Wait--being not-gay means I have to be attracted to men? I can't even comprehend such a thing...do people really do that?

By the way, I am wildly attracted to Tolkien Boy--just not sexually--okay, I have to stop now because I'm laughing too hard to type.

JB said...

Woah. That's pretty wicked to just out your friend like that, man. Did you at least ask his permission first?