Monday, May 28, 2007

Spider-Man 3

Meh.

The best part is when one of the bad guys goes to a cathedral and asks Jesus to kill Spider-Man, suggesting in my mind an amusing--albeit sacrilegious--lost episode of Celebrity Deathmatch. "Yes, yes, I know you can do whatever a spider can, and yes, I know about the radioactive blood too, but seriously, I'm God. D'ya really think you have a chance?"
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Thirdmango said...

No sir, I'd have to say the best part is James Franco enjoying his pie, that Franco sure does love his pie! Amazing!

5/28/2007 1:38 PM
Christian said...

Personally, I just thought Topher Grace was HAWT. Love the blond. The tan. Not so much the scary, jagged teeth. So were I God, and he prayed to me to kill Spider-man, I would have done it. (I'm shallow that way.)

5/28/2007 6:10 PM
Tolkien Boy said...

I kind of liked the scary, jagged teeth. They added texture to an otherwise predictable character.

5/28/2007 9:38 PM
Christian said...

Who cares about texture for a predicatble character? There is only one reason to go to summer blockbusters. Pretty people.

5/28/2007 11:30 PM
Mrs. Hass-Bark said...

I'm with you. And I definitely could have done without emo Tobey Maguire dancing down the streets of New York City.

5/29/2007 5:31 PM
Rebecca said...

HA! YES! That was GREAT! And the dancing was stupid and obviously stylistically WRONG.

5/31/2007 1:48 PM

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