Monday, May 28, 2007

Spider-Man 3

Meh.

The best part is when one of the bad guys goes to a cathedral and asks Jesus to kill Spider-Man, suggesting in my mind an amusing--albeit sacrilegious--lost episode of Celebrity Deathmatch. "Yes, yes, I know you can do whatever a spider can, and yes, I know about the radioactive blood too, but seriously, I'm God. D'ya really think you have a chance?"

6 comments:

Thirdmango said...

No sir, I'd have to say the best part is James Franco enjoying his pie, that Franco sure does love his pie! Amazing!

Edgy said...

Personally, I just thought Topher Grace was HAWT. Love the blond. The tan. Not so much the scary, jagged teeth. So were I God, and he prayed to me to kill Spider-man, I would have done it. (I'm shallow that way.)

Tolkien Boy said...

I kind of liked the scary, jagged teeth. They added texture to an otherwise predictable character.

Edgy said...

Who cares about texture for a predicatble character? There is only one reason to go to summer blockbusters. Pretty people.

Miss Hass said...

I'm with you. And I definitely could have done without emo Tobey Maguire dancing down the streets of New York City.

Rebecca said...

HA! YES! That was GREAT! And the dancing was stupid and obviously stylistically WRONG.