Monday, February 26, 2007


In my job as an admissions reader, I am completely unbiased and impartial. If I were partial, though, I would be partial to the following applicants:
  • Kids from Hawaii
  • Kids who are gay
  • Kids who are or ever have been Mormon
  • Kids who want to be writers when they grow up
  • Kids who write about superheroes (though I have yet to see one)
  • Kids who write about Lauryn Hill (again, haven't seen this one yet but when I do he or she is definitely getting in--based on his or her other merits, of course)

I'm trying to figure out what the connection between all these things is, but I can't quite put my finger on it.


John said...

So you must not do admissions for the law school. Otherwise, I would have been accepted. Boo... oh well :)

Th. said...


Add one to my score.