A few years ago, Myface was invaded by foreigners from the Basal Cells of Carcinoma. The Carcinomans quickly claimed a victory in the prominent capital city of Forehead, but it wasn't long before the natives revolted, calling in reinforcements from neighboring country Dermatologistan. The Dermatologistanis swooped in and broke up the hold the foreigners had in Forehead, but unfortunately these foreigners weren't so easy to get rid of. With time, they spread like, well, like cancer. Within a few months they'd attacked again, this time on Mt. Nose, but thankfully again the Dermatologistanis were able to break their stronghold, despite all the propaganda labeling Dermatologistan as a country of terrorists.
Things were looking better for the Myfacis for a while, but in the last few months the president of the BCC managed to send a surge of Carcinoman soldiers into the ongoing war, leading to two new attacks in as many months. First in January and then this morning, though, Dermatologistani troops used guerrilla warfare tactics to cut out the foreigners' last remaining bases, freeing the native people of Myface to govern themselves as they see fit. They'd be celebrating, but at the moment their country is looking a little war-ravaged.
Here's hoping the Carcinomans elect a new president who doesn't send more soldiers...
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What?! No pictures of the war-torn country?
Anyway, congratulations on MyFace's new found freedom. Freedom is nice.
I have to say, this was clever. I hope things start looking up for, er, your face. Really, though.
Sis: I'll take pics this afternoon when I'm allowed to take off the pressure bandage.
Des: Thanks. I wrote it while under the influence of Tylenol with Codeine, so I was a little afraid to read it this morning.
Posts written under the influence of multiple drugs are always the best ones.
Just like music!
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