Tuesday, March 04, 2008

...and he knows how to use them...


Today I bought green tights that I will be wearing in the play I'm in next weekend. If that's not enough to make you get in line for tickets right now, I don't know what is.

16 comments:

Th. said...

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20Qs (I'll take the first five):

Are you jolly?
Are you a superhero?
Can you fly?
Can you photosynthesize?
Are you really really tall?

Mr. Fob said...

Yes, most of the time.
Not in the play.
Unfortunately, no.
That's personal.
Yes. Well, 6'0".

Julie said...

And I thought Fabio was sexy!

Mr. Fob said...

He'd be sexier if he wore green tights. But then so would most people.

Samantha said...

I find it frightening that tights are made in that color. I find it more frightening that you were able to find where to buy them.

Oddly, it doesn't seem at all odd that you are actually wearing them.

Hmmmm...

Mr. Fob said...

They even had them in my size!

Kristeee said...

If I could figure out how to spell the onomatopoeia of a wolf whistle . . . any ideas? But that would be my comment.

[kɹeɪ̯g̊] said...

I think they're hot.

Mr. Fob said...

Thank you, Craig.

I've devoted a good thirty seconds to this conundrum, Kristeee, and the best I can come up with is "WOOT woo." Do with that what you will.

Miss Hass said...

Break a leg! The tights are great.

Edgy said...

I'm having identity issues, seeing you in green tights. Last I checked, that was someone else's costume.

Earth Sign Mama said...

I totally agree with everything Samantha said...

Mr. Fob said...

Miss Hass: Thanks! I will, so long as I can do so without getting a run in my tights.

Edgy: I'm trying to imagine who you mean--Don Quimby? Green Lantern? Tolkien Boy? Your mom?

ESM: As a policy I agree with everything Samantha says. The world is a better place that way.

Edgy said...

I better placed your mom that way.

Mr. Fob said...

But you still haven't answered my question...

Mama said...

When you walk the red carpet on Opening Night, will those tights clash?

Be sure to wear 'em when you're doing the junket. They'll look hot when you're on with Jimmy Kimmel.