Monday, March 26, 2007
FLASsing Regularly
I have been informed that the federal government wants to pay me lots of money next year to take Spanish classes. I'm convinced this is a direct result of the fact that I have flossed every night but one since Ash Wednesday, and that one flossless night was when I was in Utah and FoxyJ had taken the floss with her to Wyoming. God rewards good dental hygiene.
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So, does that mean that your holiday for Make Your Own Holiday Day would be Dental Floss Day?
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Usually.
I also flossed in your honor.
I flossed your mom. In San Francisco. Where I am now.
Damn. So if I flossed as much as my dentist told me to, would I get my mission call to Prague?
It only works if the thing you want sounds kind of like "floss."
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