Monday, March 26, 2007

FLASsing Regularly

I have been informed that the federal government wants to pay me lots of money next year to take Spanish classes. I'm convinced this is a direct result of the fact that I have flossed every night but one since Ash Wednesday, and that one flossless night was when I was in Utah and FoxyJ had taken the floss with her to Wyoming. God rewards good dental hygiene.

6 comments:

Absent-minded Secretary said...

So, does that mean that your holiday for Make Your Own Holiday Day would be Dental Floss Day?

Th. said...

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Usually.

Sir Jupiter said...

I also flossed in your honor.

Edgy said...

I flossed your mom. In San Francisco. Where I am now.

Melyngoch said...

Damn. So if I flossed as much as my dentist told me to, would I get my mission call to Prague?

Master Fob said...

It only works if the thing you want sounds kind of like "floss."