Friday, November 10, 2006

Desegregation

(Please excuse this brief interruption in the hugely popular "Surnames" series.)

All this talk about gender equality has inspired me to effect an historic change: no longer will the Honorary Fobs Who Have Yet to Attend a Blog Party be treated as second-class citizens, placed lower on the blogroll than those Who Have Attended. No more will there be artificial walls built among Honorary Fobs. No more will the Haves look down and spit upon the Have Yets. Let freedom ring!

In other news, Gay Mormon Fobs will continue in their role as second-class citizens, placed lower on the blogroll than Honorary Fobs.

In the process of rearranging, I did a bit of cleaning up. Basically, if you haven't commented in more than a month, I took you off--there's no room for lurkers on my sidebar. If you'd like to get back on, by all means, comment. You don't even have to say anything intelligent. Heaven knows I don't.

On the other hand, if you don't want to be linked on my sidebar and you are, please do let me know and I'll remove you at once.

Cheers.

--Your fair and just self-proclaimed Master

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whew! Still there!

Anonymous said...

I haven't appeared anywhere and I occasionally comment (and hey, a happy birthday should count for something!) Fair and just--phooey!

[/pout]

Master Fob said...

Desmama, my friend, take another look. You are among the people I added last night, in my fair and just way.

Anonymous said...

*Raises her head from her tear-stained kleenex, wipes her blotchy eyes, checks the list . . . and smiles*

Th. said...

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Must...comment....

Melyngoch said...

I'm just relieved I'm still in that highest zeroth-class citizen eschelon of Official Fobdom.

Tolkien Boy said...

Even though I haven't commented for ages, I'm glad I'm still here somewhere.

The Ugly Swan said...

I pretty much disagree with everything you've said. Which is why I don't comment.

Ha ha! Just channelling Melyngoch there for a moment. But I have to take umbrage at being considered nothing more than a "gay Mormon Fob." There's a lot more to me, you know. For example, I know how to knit.

Bawb said...

Thanks for keeping me on, Ben.

Samantha said...

Does this mean I've been promoted, demoted, or simply relocated? Certainly there's a heirarchy, since it was cited by Melyngoch.

Situations like this are so beyond me--what are the social implications? Do I send myself a side-bar-warming gift now that I have a new home?

Confused...