Act Now, While Supplies Last!

The Social Security Administration informs me that if I were to die today, my family would receive no more than $1038 a month.

Incompetency

A few years ago the Social Security Administration arbitrarily decided that FoxyJ's birthdate is not the date she was born on, and it appears that no matter how many of their hoops we jump through, they are unwilling to change their minds. Every year we think we have this fixed until, once again, our electronic federal tax filing is rejected because we've supposedly entered the wrong birthdate. Argh.

The Joy of Children

Raising children is often unrewarding. They scream, they talk back, they poop in their panties, they get sick, and rarely do you as a parent feel appreciated for all your hard work. There comes a special time, though, when all that hard work pays off, and suddenly it's all worth it: tax season.