Just keep your eyes on the final hour

It's 9/9/09. And 9:09 am!

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I'm home alone, I totally talk to myself.

And I'm not ashamed to admit it. Gotta talk to someone.

Good Idea/Bad Idea

Good idea:

Pooh-shaped crackers.

Bad idea:

Pooh-flavored crackers.

This Post Does Not Have A Picture Of Me In It

That's all.

The Old Me, Obamiconized

For Future Reference

The old me:

Dodging Another Bullet

I am not one of the Top 11 Lamest Blogs.

Spiraling Deeper Into Madness

I eat the blue ones last because they're the prettiest.

My New Favorite Website

http://ironanvil.com/

I could spend hours just clicking around there.

And on a lighter note...

Lycra shorts!

Corn Flakes

If God didn't intend for them to be eaten with sugar, he wouldn't have invented Frosted Flakes.

My Constant Fear

That just as I've gotten comfortable on the toilet and gotten into my book, the four-year-old will bang on the door--or just open it--and say, "I need to go potty."

A Green Post for St. Patrick's Day

A Question for My ASL-Speaking Friends

Is it considered bad manners to sign with your hands full?

Funny Headlines About Things That Aren't Funny

Man critical after being shot by Mill Creek police officer

Well, I'd be critical too, if it happened to me.

Guerrilla Usability

When I got to class today there was a printout of this picture sitting on my desk, with the words "Guerrilla Usability" printed across the top:


For the first fifteen minutes or so I kept glancing at it and bursting into fits of giggles.

By a Hair

According to this New York Times article about narcissism that FoxyJ sent me (trying to tell me something?), a study released last year dubbed Americans 18-25 the "Look at Me" generation.

Phew. Last year I was twenty-seven.

Remember when cows went on strike because people weren't putting milk on their Chex?

That was crazy.

The Law of the Bus

The bus that is supposed to come two minutes before I get to the bus stop will be right on time, but the bus that is supposed to come five minutes after my arrival will be ten minutes late.

My New Year's Morning Regret

I shouldn't have had that second glass of sparkling apple-marionberry juice.