Monday, August 27, 2007

Act Now, While Supplies Last!

The Social Security Administration informs me that if I were to die today, my family would receive no more than $1038 a month.

4 comments:

Mrs. Hass-Bark said...

Shall I send you an envelope of poison? Hire a hit man?

Katria said...

What I'd do for $1038 a month. That would be like... incredibleness in a bucket.

B.G. Christensen said...

I think "incredibleness in a bucket" is my new favorite phrase.

Natalie Gordon said...

Don't die today...