In the news...

Lest he be outdone by this morning's Fob sighting, Theric has directed my attention to this rather disturbing one on a Florida news program.

This is Only a Test

Go for it! informs me that my fame has spread into the realm of colorectal medicine:

Today fecal blood tests, tomorrow the world!

Unforeseen Complications

I didn't realize that the name is already taken. Do you suppose I'm the cause of their concerns?

FoBYU

If I'd known they had named an entire building after me, I might have stuck around longer.