Monday, August 27, 2007

Act Now, While Supplies Last!

The Social Security Administration informs me that if I were to die today, my family would receive no more than $1038 a month.

4 comments:

  1. Shall I send you an envelope of poison? Hire a hit man?

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  2. What I'd do for $1038 a month. That would be like... incredibleness in a bucket.

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  3. I think "incredibleness in a bucket" is my new favorite phrase.

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