Monday, December 22, 2008

The REAL Reason Dinosaurs Went Extinct

I mean seriously, have YOU ever heard of a girl dinosaur?

Didn't think so.

17 comments:

Chillygator said...

Only Sarah the Three-Horn from Land Before Time...but one girl...masses of boys...it's Smurfs all over again.

Marlo said...

you almost figured it out. Actually they were ALL girls, but those male historians couldn't stand to write about any species ever existing comprised solely of the weaker sex so.... ;)

Samantha said...

http://www.everythingdinosaur.com/index.php?cPath=70

Samantha said...

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://classicbarney.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/babybop4.jpg&imgrefurl=http://classicbarney.tripod.com/id27.html&h=360&w=201&sz=36&tbnid=WQ55pAVF61zPsM::&tbnh=121&tbnw=68&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbaby%2Bbop&hl=en&usg=__OO5SC84nvSJXWmMooWseO3bXe88=&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=4&ct=image&cd=1

Samantha said...

Hmmm...my links don't work.

Samantha said...

This is the last one (cut and paste, sorry):

http://www.allbrands.com/images/products_main/M_8227_adbmcbar2.jpg

Samantha said...

And one for good measure:

http://www.polyvore.com/dino_ballerina/set?id=4128667

Katria said...

RE Chilly's comment: I'm pretty sure Ducky was a girl, too. And Littlefoot had a grandma.

B.G. Christensen said...

Chillygator: Exactly. I don't see any Smurfs around lately either.

Marlo: No! Have I been fooled by the patriarchy again? I should know better.

Sam and Katria: Um, hello, I'm talking about REAL dinosaurs here, not cartoons*. Duh.

*Unless said cartoons support my theory.

Samantha said...

What came first? The dinosaur or the egg?

B.G. Christensen said...

Neither. Satan came first and invented dinosaurs to make people believe in the pagan religion of evolution.

Samantha said...

But that would mean all dinosaurs were imaginary--even the boys.

B.G. Christensen said...

Which is another reason they went extinct.

Samantha said...

That's so much more humane than, say, freezing to death during an ice age, or starving to death, or getting caught in tar pits...much better to never have existed at all. You are kindness embodied.

B.G. Christensen said...

Ah, but isn't it better to have lived and died a horribly painful death than to have never lived at all?

Samantha said...

Considering the small size of their imaginary brains...I'm not sure.

B.G. Christensen said...

You make a good point. And considering the small size of my imaginary brain, I'm going to bed now. Good night.