Just slip this baby on over your clothes, and you'll forget you ever didn't have pockets. The adjustable drawstring makes this the ideal accessory for any body shape or size. Act now, and we'll include not just two side pockets, but also a handy butt pocket, complete with fashion tail:
The FobPocketBelt™ is a must have accessory for the practical- and fashion-minded of any age. But that's not all! Are you looking to inject a little zing into your love life? Look no further! The FobPocketBelt™ also doubles as sexy lingerie:
Act now while supplies last!
8 comments:
You'll take any excuse to wear a utility belt.
JENIOUS. Yer parents ought dun be prowd.
Katya: I'm pretty transparent, aren't I?
Rebecca: Sadly, a prophet is never accepted in his hometown.
I love it! So proud to be yer sister.
Thanks! But don't think that gets you a free belt.
Please put me and dr. kittywaymo down for two!
Kittywaymo
this is my normal account..kitty
Your order's in the mail, Kitty. I assume that the mail carrier knows where you live so I'm okay just putting "Kittywaymo" without an address, right?
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