Sunday, October 25, 2009

Coming Soon to an eBay Listing Near You

Don't you hate it when you're wearing pants or a skirt without pockets, and you have nowhere to put your things? Do you spend the winter rubbing your hands together because you have no pockets to put them in? Fret no more! Behold, the FobPocketBelt™:


Just slip this baby on over your clothes, and you'll forget you ever didn't have pockets. The adjustable drawstring makes this the ideal accessory for any body shape or size. Act now, and we'll include not just two side pockets, but also a handy butt pocket, complete with fashion tail:


The FobPocketBelt™ is a must have accessory for the practical- and fashion-minded of any age. But that's not all! Are you looking to inject a little zing into your love life? Look no further! The FobPocketBelt™ also doubles as sexy lingerie:

Act now while supplies last!

8 comments:

Katya said...

You'll take any excuse to wear a utility belt.

Rebecca said...

JENIOUS. Yer parents ought dun be prowd.

Mr. Fob said...

Katya: I'm pretty transparent, aren't I?

Rebecca: Sadly, a prophet is never accepted in his hometown.

Lisa said...

I love it! So proud to be yer sister.

Mr. Fob said...

Thanks! But don't think that gets you a free belt.

Sheila said...

Please put me and dr. kittywaymo down for two!

Kittywaymo

kittywaymo said...

this is my normal account..kitty

Mr. Fob said...

Your order's in the mail, Kitty. I assume that the mail carrier knows where you live so I'm okay just putting "Kittywaymo" without an address, right?