1. When your body is not used to eating meat, having a beef and lamb gyro for lunch and then a pizza covered in every kind of pig part for dinner is not a good idea.
2. Costco's meat lovers' pizza has enough meat on it to produce the equivalent of a Hummer in greenhouse gases.
3. Even though you're buying two pizzas and there are three different kinds to choose from, it's okay to just get two of the one you know you like.