Friday, July 25, 2008

Happy Cataclysmas!

-A public service announcement from the Society for the Spiritual Attunement of the Friends of G.C. Benefield-

According to the Mayan calendar, the world will end on December 21, 2012 AD. At least they got the year right.

We Friends of Ben know the truth. On July 25, 0 pC (2012 AD on your Christian calendar), there will be a great Cataclysm. Our world will be reunited with Earth Alpha, and only those who are prepared, who have attuned themselves spiritually to their Earth Alpha counterparts, will survive.

For those of us who are ready, today is a day of celebration, when we look forward to the day we return to that utopian world whence we came.

Are you ready?

Contact a representative of the Friends of Ben for more information. We are here to help every soul survive the Cataclysm.

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