With all the hullabaloo yesterday about Super Tuesday, I forgot that it was also Mardi Gras, which means today is Ash Wednesday, the first d...

Well, technically, they closed sometime yesterday, as I had to decide what I was going to indulge in. The results: Chocolate - Fat - Swearin...

Tomorrow is Fat Tuesday. For those of you not up to par on your Catholicism (and I don't claim to be, except in this minor instance wher...

Your mom's going to eat ice cream tonight.

If you're offended by that title, as all decent folk should be, then you should leave now and come back tomorrow. All the decent folk go...