Monday, March 26, 2007

FLASsing Regularly

I have been informed that the federal government wants to pay me lots of money next year to take Spanish classes. I'm convinced this is a direct result of the fact that I have flossed every night but one since Ash Wednesday, and that one flossless night was when I was in Utah and FoxyJ had taken the floss with her to Wyoming. God rewards good dental hygiene.
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6 comments:

  1. Erin aka- absent-minded secretary3/26/2007 6:44 PM

    So, does that mean that your holiday for Make Your Own Holiday Day would be Dental Floss Day?

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  2. Th.3/26/2007 9:35 PM

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    Usually.

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  3. Sir Jupiter3/26/2007 11:37 PM

    I also flossed in your honor.

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  4. Christian3/27/2007 2:55 PM

    I flossed your mom. In San Francisco. Where I am now.

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  5. Melyngoch3/28/2007 7:37 PM

    Damn. So if I flossed as much as my dentist told me to, would I get my mission call to Prague?

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  6. B.G. Christensen3/28/2007 7:56 PM

    It only works if the thing you want sounds kind of like "floss."

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