Saturday, May 05, 2007

Theric is not gay

I mean, not that there would be anything wrong with it if he were. But he's not.

Just in case you were making false assumptions based on his association with me.

I have my suspicions about that L fellow, though. Scot and Chris and Playa too. They're all pretty flaming. I don't really know GayLDSActor, but I suspect he's straight.

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  1. You make it sound like if -L-, Scot, Hurricane Chris, and myself enter a room it may well spontaneously combust.

    All I'm sayin' is if we do all meet one day it had better be outside. Perhaps at a BBQ.

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  2. And forgive me for pronouncing it "Seric" all this time.

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  3. Thanks for the warning. I'm trying to decide if I should stop visiting you in order to avoid becoming gay by association...

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  4. That's definitely a valid concern, Sam. You might start being attracted to men, which would be a good thing if it's your husband, but if it's Tolkien Boy, not such a good thing.

    And Playa, all I know is I wouldn't want to be there. At least not without an extinguisher.

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  5. Again, I’m not gay; I’m just conducting an elaborate experiment for NARTH. I’m not yet ready to publish.

    But, now, I’m beginning to think Theric is likely a gay man. Why else have a post saying he isn’t?

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  6. It's all part of the conspiracy, my friend.

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  7. .

    Um.

    Huh.

    Hi.

    Nice to meet you all.

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  8. Wait--being not-gay means I have to be attracted to men? I can't even comprehend such a thing...do people really do that?

    By the way, I am wildly attracted to Tolkien Boy--just not sexually--okay, I have to stop now because I'm laughing too hard to type.

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  9. Woah. That's pretty wicked to just out your friend like that, man. Did you at least ask his permission first?

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