Dear Property Managers and Owners of Seattle,
Mems how yesterday I was giving you a hard time about not letting me rent anything? Yeah, never mind. Apparently you were holding out on me because you knew that UW family housing was going to contact me today to say that the Fob family has come up on their waiting list and can we please come live in one of their apartments. So it's a good thing, after all, that we hadn't signed a lease on any of your expensive, far-from-school places, 'cause that would've put a damper on us saying yes to a cheap on-campus place.
Cheers. Keep up the good work.
Love,
Master Fob
I'm glad things worked out. :)
ReplyDeleteI couldn't possibly be happier for you that you've officially adopted "mems" into your vocabulary. And, I guess, that you've found housing.
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ReplyDeleteThey love you! They really love you!
You didn't want evil private sector landlords anyway. Three cheers for regulated housing!
ReplyDeletehip hip hooraaayyy!!! hip hip hoorraaayyy!!! hip hip hooraaaay!!!
ReplyDeleteThere's yer three cheers.
:-)
Hooray for my favorite non-homeless brother-in-law (and, by definintion, favorite non-homeless sister and niece and nephew)
Good for you.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations! Another problem solved - as you knew it would be but feel better know that you know HOW!
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