Monday, December 22, 2008

The REAL Reason Dinosaurs Went Extinct

I mean seriously, have YOU ever heard of a girl dinosaur?

Didn't think so.

17 comments:

  1. Only Sarah the Three-Horn from Land Before Time...but one girl...masses of boys...it's Smurfs all over again.

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  2. you almost figured it out. Actually they were ALL girls, but those male historians couldn't stand to write about any species ever existing comprised solely of the weaker sex so.... ;)

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  3. Hmmm...my links don't work.

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  4. This is the last one (cut and paste, sorry):

    http://www.allbrands.com/images/products_main/M_8227_adbmcbar2.jpg

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  5. And one for good measure:

    http://www.polyvore.com/dino_ballerina/set?id=4128667

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  6. RE Chilly's comment: I'm pretty sure Ducky was a girl, too. And Littlefoot had a grandma.

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  7. Chillygator: Exactly. I don't see any Smurfs around lately either.

    Marlo: No! Have I been fooled by the patriarchy again? I should know better.

    Sam and Katria: Um, hello, I'm talking about REAL dinosaurs here, not cartoons*. Duh.

    *Unless said cartoons support my theory.

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  8. What came first? The dinosaur or the egg?

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  9. Neither. Satan came first and invented dinosaurs to make people believe in the pagan religion of evolution.

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  10. But that would mean all dinosaurs were imaginary--even the boys.

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  11. Which is another reason they went extinct.

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  12. That's so much more humane than, say, freezing to death during an ice age, or starving to death, or getting caught in tar pits...much better to never have existed at all. You are kindness embodied.

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  13. Ah, but isn't it better to have lived and died a horribly painful death than to have never lived at all?

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  14. Considering the small size of their imaginary brains...I'm not sure.

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  15. You make a good point. And considering the small size of my imaginary brain, I'm going to bed now. Good night.

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