That just as I've gotten comfortable on the toilet and gotten into my book, the four-year-old will bang on the door--or just open it--and say, "I need to go potty."
That's a good fear. Occasionally I have relapses of my 10 year-old self's fear of killer spiders under the toilet seat that will bite me. Stupid "Arachnophobia" movie.
I will never understand toilet readers. Did no one ever tell you there's a hole in that seat? And if you sit to long it will leave marks...
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Did no one ever tell you there's a hole in that seat? And if you sit to long it will leave marks...
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Exactly.
Amen, brother. Amen.
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ReplyDeleteThat's a good fear. Occasionally I have relapses of my 10 year-old self's fear of killer spiders under the toilet seat that will bite me. Stupid "Arachnophobia" movie.
ReplyDeleteThat movie also makes horrible images come to mind every time I close my eyes in the shower.
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