The naked dead body of a prostitute was found this evening outside the Fobcave, home to local
celebrities Mr. Fob and FoxyJ. The as-yet-unidentified young woman was discovered by Fob, who then notified authorities. "I think she must have picked the wrong trick, you know," said Fob. "This is a pretty rough neighborhood. There are all sorts of sickos around.""We don't know she's a prostitute," said J.
Witnesses were quick to point out the resemblance between the body and Fob family member Gril Fob (pictured to the right next to sister S-Boogie). If Gril knows anything about this pale-skinned lookalike, though, she's keeping it to herself--she has not yet said a word in response to police questioning.
If you have any information that might help identify the victim pictured below or otherwise aid in the investigation of this heinous crime, please contact the Seattle Police Department.
PS You really need to click on the close-up of the first picture. She's wearing fishnets!
ReplyDeleteFishnets eh? Blue fishnets, for that matter. That just screams "lady of the night" to me.
ReplyDeleteWell... at least it seems she died happy...
ReplyDeleteIt seems she was the recipient of a full facial transplant. There's the telltale scar running from ear to ear just under her "chin" area. Try searching local hospital records.
ReplyDeleteWow, Mr. Fob. It seems that demented mind of yours hasn't changed a bit! Good to see that you are doing well. ;-)
ReplyDeleteWoah. And that's all I have to say about that!
ReplyDeleteThis isn't funny. Prostitutes are brutally murdered year all over the world.
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