Then I had to explain to Mr. Mormon what the source of hysteria was. He is an independent contractor, and I picture him saying it during some presentation now where he is pitching himself.
"Ladies and gentlemen, you should hire me because now, math is my bitch. Language is my whore. And I haved mastered that slut that is humanities as well. Thank you for your consideration."
Hell yeah!
ReplyDeleteThey did not say that!!! Are you serious?
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Well certainly anyone who has that kind of mastery over math should be at UW.
ReplyDeleteI died at that line.
ReplyDeleteThen I had to explain to Mr. Mormon what the source of hysteria was. He is an independent contractor, and I picture him saying it during some presentation now where he is pitching himself.
"Ladies and gentlemen, you should hire me because now, math is my bitch. Language is my whore. And I haved mastered that slut that is humanities as well. Thank you for your consideration."
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See, now that is honest, straight, concise language. And it proves that math is cool...
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