I just had one: massage-therapists (notice the hyphen). You lie down on a table and talk about your problems while they give you a full Swedish massage. Why has no one thought of this before? They could even start dual degree programs in order to circumvent the extra years of schooling that would otherwise be involved. I'm a genius!
I'm not sure how comfortable I am with someone rubbing my lower back and asking, "So what do you think about your mother?"
ReplyDeleteThe most satisfying massage I've had was from someone who's going to Sweeden.
ReplyDeleteSigh...such good times will never come again...
Somewhat problematic for people who have phobias about touch...not mentioning any names...
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