I have been informed that the federal government wants to pay me lots of money next year to take Spanish classes. I'm convinced this is a direct result of the fact that I have flossed every night but one since Ash Wednesday, and that one flossless night was when I was in Utah and FoxyJ had taken the floss with her to Wyoming. God rewards good dental hygiene.
So, does that mean that your holiday for Make Your Own Holiday Day would be Dental Floss Day?
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I also flossed in your honor.
ReplyDeleteI flossed your mom. In San Francisco. Where I am now.
ReplyDeleteDamn. So if I flossed as much as my dentist told me to, would I get my mission call to Prague?
ReplyDeleteIt only works if the thing you want sounds kind of like "floss."
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