Delusions of a Sleep-deprived Mind

I lay in bed wide awake last night until well past three. Surprisingly, this was not because I was fuming with anger. As a matter of fact, I found that blogging last night about being angry helped me to feel at peace with that whole situation. Mostly, I couldn't fall asleep because I was alternating between hot flashes and cold flashes, which I think can be attributed to the cold I'm getting over.

At any rate, I spent most of the night composing six of the most incredible blog posts ever known to Woman, Man, or Other. Seven including this one. Assuming that these posts end up half as amazing on screen as they were in my head at 2:30 this morning, you, my dear readers, are in for a treat. If I were you I'd start holding my breath right about... now.