Okay, I can't REALLY comment because I'm a little bit speechless--but I'm laughing, too.
LD is highly advanced for his age, especially if each typing stroke took place with an individual finger--you might want to consider piano lessons--sorry, I have no openings.
I think I'm jealous of Foxy-J. I could never make enough sno-cones to feed my own kids, let alone sell. Lucky...
This really happens. Google it. I'm sure you'll find people. It's like having a wet nurse. I'm not kidding. I think it's dangerous, though. You don't have any way to guarantee the quality of the milk you're getting. It is possible to spread HIV through breastmilk, even though it is an extremely small possibility. Why would you want to feed your baby milk that you didn't know anything about? That kind of breast is NOT best.
I have a friend who was short on milk when she was cooking for a dinner party... so she just used her own breast milk to make up for what she was missing.
Real-life customer LD Fob (not an actor) says: "alsdkj;asdkjdkke."
Okay, I can't REALLY comment because I'm a little bit speechless--but I'm laughing, too.
ReplyDeleteLD is highly advanced for his age, especially if each typing stroke took place with an individual finger--you might want to consider piano lessons--sorry, I have no openings.
I think I'm jealous of Foxy-J. I could never make enough sno-cones to feed my own kids, let alone sell. Lucky...
Someday, let me tell you of my coworker's plan to sell black market human milk.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, it's business as usual.
Wow. I'm looking at my breasts in a whole new way: a financial resource.
ReplyDeleteThis really happens. Google it. I'm sure you'll find people. It's like having a wet nurse. I'm not kidding. I think it's dangerous, though. You don't have any way to guarantee the quality of the milk you're getting. It is possible to spread HIV through breastmilk, even though it is an extremely small possibility. Why would you want to feed your baby milk that you didn't know anything about? That kind of breast is NOT best.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, I'm not planning on selling it. I only have one customer and he doesn't really pay enough as it is.
ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDeleteI have a friend who was short on milk when she was cooking for a dinner party... so she just used her own breast milk to make up for what she was missing.
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