Saturday, May 27, 2006

A Harry Potter Thought...

Why does Haggrid have to wonder which of Madame Maxine's parents is a giant? Physically speaking, isn't only one combination possible?

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  1. In trying to maintain, um, decency, I think that there could be more than one option. We don't know for certain that giants are proportionally endowded... they could have abnormally small reproductive organs. And maybe that's why they are not the happiest of creatures. Or, maybe, there is always artificial insemination-type methods. We haven't been told in detail how giants do and can mate.

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  2. Oh wow. You would hope so, wouldn't you?

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  3. [snort]

    Nice. They're magic creatures, you know.

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  4. I'm laughing like crazy! It totally took me a minute "get it" and think that made it funnier!

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  5. Ouch. Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch.

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  6. Who spends their time thinking about giant sex?

    Except me, now.

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