Courtesy of Mandi:
2 names you go by: Master Fob; Slappy White
2 parts of your heritage: Irish (hence the black hair); Danish (mmm... Danish...)
2 things that scare you: heights; chainsaw-wielding maniacs
2 things you are wearing right now: n/a
2 of your favorite bands or musical artists (at the moment): Michael Franti & Spearhead; Common (you thought I was going to say Lauryn Hill, didn't you?)
2 favorite songs (at the moment): "Love of My Life (An Ode to Hip Hop)" by Erykah Badu and Common; "The Last Trumpet" by Lyrics Born and Lateef the Truthspeaker
2 things you want in a relationship (other than real love): intelligent conversation; lots of "your mom" jokes (and no, the two aren't mutually exclusive)
2 truths: I have a birthmark right below my rear that everyone on the swim team in high school made fun of; my hair isn't really black
2 physical things that appeal to you (in the opposite sex): shiny fingernails; long, dark eyelashes
2 of your favorite hobbies: reading comic books; listening to snooty underground hip hop
2 things you want really badly: to publish everything I've ever written and ever will write; your mom
2 places you want to go on vacation: England; a cruise (anywhere)
2 things you want to do before you die: live the rest of my life; hm, that about covers it
2 ways that you are stereotypically a dude/chick: well, I'm not a dude/chick, and I'm not sure what one is like, stereotypically (confused?), but I am stereotypically a dude in my inability to talk (in person, as opposed to in writing) about my feelings and (this one contributed by Foxy J) my aversion to housecleaning (in my defense, however, I do wash the dishes as much or more than Foxy)
2 things you are thinking about now: the last question; the next question
2 stores you shop at: Target; Media Play
2 people you would like to see take the quiz? Foxy J; Svoid (keeping it in the fam)
Do you honestly want to publish everything you've ever written and ever will write? The idea of publishing anything of mine terrifies me on multiple levels.
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ReplyDeleteBlogging is publishing.
Why are "your mom" jokes so funny? I really don't get it. Most of the time they are inane.
ReplyDeleteSurely someone of you wit and intelligence is not amused by such vulgarity?
Multiple choice:
ReplyDeletea) Actually, I am.
b) Your mom's inane.
c) And that, my dear Marchioness, is why I can never marry you. Oh, and, you know, I'm already married and stuff.
Um, are you naked?
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ReplyDeleteWhy was this in the list on the Foblog? It's two years old!
I'm wondering the same thing as Th. It just appeared in my blog reader today. Are you that desperate for attention that you have to recycle old posts? Sheesh.
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