1. I was down in the internet area when a nice-smelling fellow signed up and I thought, "I should buy some cologne and use it." Any thoughts on cologne? Particularly from those of you who live with me and/or have to smell me often?
2. Then I switched to the main floor desk where I was helping an older fellow find books about violas and he burped quite noisily. A second or two later the foul odor reached me. I often find that gas released through the oral cavity can be even more repulsive than gas released through the anal cavity.
3. (Not smell related.) For those of you who have complained about the poor lighting in the cave, I changed the font from light gray to white. Hopefully that will help.
We'll have to discuss the cologne thing. I like the idea of nice smells, but last year you tried to surprise me once by wearing cologne and it didn't really work (let's just say it's an excellent necking deterrent...)
ReplyDeleteWell then I'll have to find some cologne that tastes as good as it smells.
ReplyDeleteThanks. It does seem easier to read. (Was I not the only one who complained, or were you just trying to be polite by using the plural?)
ReplyDeleteAlright Master- is that you in the picture? It looks very Tim Daly-esque...
ReplyDeleteThe stuff I found IS Jessica Simpson's line, I found it in Claire's boutique in the mall. There's lollipop, cotton candy, cup cake? and orange creme. (BTW Freelancer, I have lollipop!)
I personally like "Pleasures" for him by Este' Lauder. Doesn't smell the same on everyone though, for instance- awesome on the guy I smelled it on, but not so much on FL. Also, the BOD stuff FL mentioned is great too and they have a few different scents. And Jovan HEAT... the orange one there are other in that too, but I didn't care for them...
I agree- bring FoxyJ she prolly has the most important opinion, LOL
Anonymous, I was just trying to be polite. :)
ReplyDeleteFL and Mandi, thanks for the suggestions. I'm intrigued by this cotton candy body spray. Even better, cupcake. Mmm... Cupcake...
Nope, Mandi, not Tim Daly. Guess again.
Though, interestingly, considering Tim Daly's history as a voice actor, you're not all that far off.
ReplyDeleteOh the torture! I knew it wasn't Tim Daly, but the pose was very "him".
ReplyDeleteSo it's not you....
Can you google a picture????
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ReplyDeleteIsn't it Batman?
Anyway, not that my opinion matters, but I think all colognes stink.
Bing bing bing! Theric wins. It is indeed Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne. I thought it appropriate, what with the cave motif and the uppity "master" title. (The Tim Daly connection being that Tim did the voice of Superman on the Superman animated series from a few years ago, and I'm not sure and too lazy to look it up, but he might still do his voice on Justice League).
ReplyDeleteYou say all colognes stink, Theric, but have you smelled cupcake-flavored cologne?
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ReplyDeleteNo, come to think of it. Guess I haven't.
But to my primitive nose, they all smell like pretty rubbing alcohol.
It may be more expensive, but I would recommend going into the kitchen and getting some vanilla extract or anise extract or something and splashing that on you. Mm!